thebeatsurrender wrote at 8:50 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT I think creeps are hawt

purplechick wrote at 9:43 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT Best one i've ever received ... This guy jumped out from behind a bush and said, "Oh did you see me behind this bush, well my name is Josh." Worked like a charm.

Gurgi wrote at 9:44 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT ^^ <3

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:06 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT best ever: first make a sad puppy dog face, then say "if i followed you home, would you keep me?"

The Dark Lord wrote at 10:06 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT "Do you want to play the rape game???" "No?" "That's the spirit!!" Works every single time

Gurgi wrote at 10:07 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT I'm done with the whole rape thing I mean um . . .

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:15 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT or you could go the dirty way "i want to wrap your legs around my head and eat my way to your heart"

Sharon McClain wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT "Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas"

mnkyhwii wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT good one sharon, i'll have to remember that

The Dark Lord wrote at 10:23 AM, Wednesday August 4, 2010 CDT Hi, you look just like my little sister. Can I take you out for a drink?