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bloto wrote
at 2:48 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT retards always win
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, Ah] bloto calls sitaswoon folds grump folds srdavebetterhalf folds jaypee folds Marco1981 raises $10,000 Deucem calls bloto raises $91,500 Marco1981 calls Deucem folds Dealing flop: [Ks, 3d, 9d] Dealing turn: [Td] Dealing river: [2s] Marco1981 shows [9c, Tc] for two pair, tens and nines bloto shows [Kc, Ah] for a pair of Kings Marco1981 wins main pot $195,500 bloto stands up |
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bloto wrote
at 9:55 AM, Tuesday November 24, 2009 EST funny
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, 7h] massimetto77 calls gezza45 calls Aansteker calls bcw folds bloto calls johnny5 checks Dealing flop: [4h, 2h, 3h] bloto checks johnny5 checks massimetto77 bets $400 gezza45 folds Aansteker folds bloto calls johnny5 folds Dealing turn: [6h] bloto checks massimetto77 checks Dealing river: [5h] bloto bets $600 massimetto77 calls bloto shows [Tc, 7h] for a straight flush seven high massimetto77 shows [7c, 7d] for a straight flush six high bloto wins main pot $3,000 |
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bloto wrote
at 10:42 AM, Saturday November 21, 2009 EST bad beat
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [Qs, Qh] bloto raises $2,000 abraxo calls S2008 calls shakti folds Basic Barfly calls Dealing flop: [Ad, Kd, Qd] Basic Barfly checks bloto bets $5,000 abraxo raises $17,300 S2008 raises $72,700 Basic Barfly calls bloto calls Dealing turn: [6d] Dealing river: [8h] bloto shows [Qs, Qh] for three Queens abraxo shows [As, 3d] for a flush Ace high S2008 shows [Jh, Ts] for a straight Ace high Basic Barfly shows [Th, Qc] for a pair of Queens abraxo wins main pot $58,500 abraxo wins side pot $14,100 S2008 wins side pot $8,800 S2008 wins side pot $51,000 bloto stands up |
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bloto wrote
at 2:22 PM, Tuesday October 20, 2009 EDT donks have all the luck
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [5d, Ac] MickyMc calls PadBol sits out PadBol folds w widow calls Eddie G folds shai140 raises $38,000 bloto calls PadBol sits in MickyMc folds w widow folds Dealing flop: [7c, Jh, Qd] Dealing turn: [9s] Dealing river: [Th] shai140 shows [8s, 5h] for a straight Queen high bloto shows [5d, Ac] for Ace high shai140 wins main pot $79,00 |
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bloto wrote
at 8:04 PM, Monday October 5, 2009 EDT flopped quads twice in one day LUCK
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [8h, 8d] Biffo calls Jo-Jo calls bloto raises $125 biglad calls Biffo calls Jo-Jo raises $900 bloto raises $1,760 biglad folds Biffo folds Jo-Jo calls Dealing flop: [8c, Th, 8s] Dealing turn: [4s] Dealing river: [Ad] Jo-Jo shows [9s, Td] for two pair, tens and eights bloto shows [8h, 8d] for four eights bloto wins main pot $4,120 |
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bloto wrote
at 1:44 PM, Monday October 5, 2009 EDT Luck
Starting Hand Dealing pocket cards: [6s, 6h] Punk87 checks Deucem calls bloto raises $225 Mbudz raises $3,575 Punk87 folds Deucem folds bloto calls Dealing flop: [7s, 6d, 6c] Dealing turn: [5s] Dealing river: [Kh] Mbudz shows [Kd, Kc] for a full house, Kings full of sixs bloto shows [6s, 6h] for four sixs bloto wins main pot $6,100 Mbudz wins side pot $625 |
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bloto wrote
at 6:25 PM, Sunday September 27, 2009 EDT Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [2c, As] 4man calls Stak takes a seat bloto calls 625 raises $50 4man calls bloto calls Dealing flop: [8c, Jc, 9c] bloto checks 625 bets $250 4man calls bloto folds Dealing turn: [7c] 625 bets $350 4man calls Dealing river: [Tc] 625 checks 4man bets $500 625 calls 625 shows [Jd, 7d] for a straight flush Jack high 4man shows [4c, 4s] for a straight flush Jack high 625 wins main pot $1,250 4man wins main pot $1,250 |
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bloto wrote
at 11:08 AM, Friday September 4, 2009 EDT Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8h, 8c] steffdeangry raises $8,200 Levino folds bloto calls IPokhErFaCE folds Dealing flop: [Qs, 4d, 8s] bloto checks steffdeangry checks Dealing turn: [2c] bloto bets $21,950 IPokhErFaCE stands up IPokhErFaCE takes a seat steffdeangry calls Dealing river: [3c] bloto shows [8h, 8c] for three eights steffdeangry shows [5c, 6d] for a straight six high steffdeangry wins main pot $60,350 bloto stands up |
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bloto wrote
at 8:59 PM, Saturday July 18, 2009 EDT this story is called full tilt rage
Dealer: Mr Paul Bearer shows [Ah Tc] Dealer: Mr Bloto shows [Jh Qh] Dealer: Mr Paul Bearer shows a pair of Sixes Dealer: Mr Bloto shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes Dealer: Mr Bloto wins the pot ($0.79) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes Mr Paul Bearer: fuking moron Mr Paul Bearer: blow me nigggegr Mr Paul Bearer: i will killll you Mr Paul Bearer: i am going to murder you Dealer: beabea11 has 15 seconds left to act Mr Paul Bearer: your DEAD!!!!!! Mr Bloto: cry more pls Mr Paul Bearer: mr boto you don tknow what i went through to get that .50 cents @sshole Mr Paul Bearer: &&%% off Mr Paul Bearer: you suck at poker and should die Mr Paul Bearer: ....no will DIE Mr Bloto: death threats really? Mr Bloto: reported Mr Paul Bearer: well i dont give a FUUUUUCK Mr Paul Bearer: blow me nigggger Mr Paul Bearer: youll get yours Mr Bloto: heh Mr Bloto: dont worry im almost broke Mr Paul Bearer: im gonna reload and then take all your money Mr Bloto: reload then Mr Bloto: pls Mr Paul Bearer: and it wasnt a death threat idiot everyone dies Mr Paul Bearer: HAHAHAHHAH Mr Bloto: omg i called 30 cents Mr Bloto: haha Mr Bloto: actually you said you were going to murder me Mr Paul Bearer: dude STFU i would stomp your niggger face in Mr Paul Bearer: and you should be scared!!! Mr Paul Bearer: you canadian moron Mr Bloto: heh Mr Bloto: so this is why the usa is always in wars and shooting eachother in the streets Mr Bloto: if 30 cents makes you that mad Mr Bloto: sorry all your hopes and dreams were riding on a10 unsited Mr Bloto: if i could give you 30 cents i would Mr Bloto: save your wife from a mad redneck rage beating Mr Paul Bearer: nah man i over reacted sorry about that Mr Paul Bearer: it is only change :) Mr Paul Bearer: sorry Mr Paul Bearer: gg gl Mr Bloto: later dude Mr Paul Bearer: fuking fagggot~~ Mr Bloto: hah Mr Bloto: must think hes at a republician rally |
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bloto wrote
at 2:31 PM, Friday July 10, 2009 EDT Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [9h, 9s] bloto raises $800 nelissen. folds smiling assasin folds Tinchen folds Tinchen stands up ggeo sits out ggeo folds Queenflush calls Dealing flop: [8c, 3d, 7c] Queenflush bets $9,800 bloto raises $16,925 Queenflush calls Dealing turn: [9c] Dealing river: [Kc] Queenflush shows [6h, 6c] for a flush King high bloto shows [9h, 9s] for three nines Queenflush wins main pot $35,550 bloto stands up |